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An Incomplete List of Noteable People I've Delivered Pizzas To

tybaar:

It’s coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever-expanding “WTFPIZZA” note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh - interesting deliveries.

So without…

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devilsmilesatme:

always listen to your heart
unless you can listen to rock music
then always listen to rock music

(Source: wreack, via dutchster)

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megachikorita:

there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club

megachikorita:

there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club

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badblud:

Why would you do this to me?

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Fox kits annoying their mother.

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jaclcfrost:

"how are you doing?"

[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

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bluejustice:

I want a friendship like this.

bluejustice:

I want a friendship like this.

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