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In case not everyone gets it: The steak salad is actually a prostitute.

In case not everyone gets it: The steak salad is actually a prostitute.

Holy fuck this makes so much sense. 

Holy fuck this makes so much sense. 


Bath mat turns red when wet.

This is only making me think of shower-stabbing.

Bath mat turns red when wet.

This is only making me think of shower-stabbing.

CREEPY KID USED PIN MISSILE!

CREEPY KID USED PIN MISSILE!

what are the fucking odds of that?!?

what are the fucking odds of that?!?

I got engaged over the weekend. :D